Some career updates for 2015, kids. Sherlock may be dead, but you still ain’t seen nuthin’ yet . . .
News and Updates
Yes, fans, an AMAZON BESTSELLING NOVEL, here at the Express!
Hey, what’s that hanging in the background of your favorite edgy cop procedural? That’s total COOLNESS from Romano’s acclaimed alterno-world of Fax-ploitation madness.
Some cool posters From SOMETHING WIERD and FULL MOON, painted from a wheelchair!
The official prequel to M. Night Shyamalan’s wild new TV show and Blake Crouch’s shocking series of novels, by none other than Yours Truly!
It takes some heavy Hollywood muscle to bring action hero ELROY COFFIN to the big screen. These man bring the thunder, and then some. The most acclaimed thriller novel of the year will soon be the most awesome motion picture of the decade! (Calm, down, Stephen.)
Wherever books are sold, you’ll find action hero ELROY COFFIN, in the most acclaimed shoot-em-up extravaganza of the year!
More weird exploitation movie madness—this time on BLU-RAY!
Jack Deth is back, and he’s damn sure never been HERE before!
It has a scene in it where a guy runs straight at a car doing 90 and jumps over it. It has a bit where an entire hotel lobby is reduced to rubble in mere seconds from the oily sweat-soaked barrels of heavy caliber automatic weapons. It’s also got a love story that’s pretty cool. And the bad guy’s name is David Hartman. So BUY YOUR COPY NOW!
ELROY COFFIN, the scrappiest literary action hero since Jack Reacher, gets a BIG PUSH from the premiere publisher of paperbacks!
Another epic film of high art from Full Moon, shot in one day, with a poster by ME.
Your life is meaningless if you haven’t seen this movie, or the awesome poster that I did for it!