REMEMBER THE KINGDOM: An Introduction

Today begins my blog series celebrating an old house I used to live in, which is the setting for my newest novel METRO. Come visit, kids. It’s an awesome place.

RETRO 13: THE ANTHOLOGY

My Awesome “Online Gallery Project” featuring 13 (plus 1) awesome ALL-NEW MOVIE POSTERS for the coolest films ever, collected in one blood-blasting anthology! Come feel the burn, only at Dread Central!

RETRO 13: Film and Family

The power of the movies is that they can unite us. In more ways than one. No bullshit. WITH A SUPER COOL ADDENDUM, FROM JULY 7th!

RETRO 13: Kid With A Raygun!

He’s teen and green and mean and turtle aliens want to kill him! And they’re green too! Only at DREAD CENTRAL, kids!

RETRO 13: My Friend Ash

Ten years ago, I met a really awesome lady. I’m celebrating that at Retro 13 this week, along with some silly old horror movie called HELLRAISER.

BATMAN ain’t HEAVY METAL enough!

Another one from the archives, updated for the year 2014. Pay attention, class, there’s a history lesson going down here. And easter eggs, too.

Axl Foley Don’t get NO respect

My famous retrospective review of Beverly Hills Cop, from the old days. This piece once got over 10,000 hits in a few days. Today nobody notices. Good, can I just say FUCK again?

Famous Last Words

Peter O’Toole died yesterday. I think he might have appreciated some of these twilight thoughts.

On The Table . . .

A bunch of books sit next to me while I sleep. They call my name when I dream. And they snap cruel insults at me every time I wake up. Jerks. Why did I had to become a writer anyway?

“BUD”

Spiders, Zombies, Aliens, Space Warps, Mutants. They don’t make ’em like this guy used to, man.

Star Crash (DVD)

While running from the authorities, a pair of smugglers (Marjoe Gortner, Caroline Munro) are recruited by The Emperor (Christopher Plummer) to rescue his missing son (David Hasselhoff) while they track …

Shock Festival [Hardcover Book] & DVD

An illustrated history of 101 of the strangest, sleaziest, most outrageous movies you’ve never seen! An elaborate work of illustrated fiction, SHOCK FESTIVAL is a raunchy, hilarious tall tale of …

Incident On And Off A Mountain Road

Chased through the night woods by the maniacal Moonface (John De Santis), Ellen (Bree Turner) defends herself by rigging a series of booby traps she learned from her cruel survivalist husband (Ethan Embry). But her tricks may not be enough to stave off the creepy predator.

The Riot Act

From the common depths of human loneliness, to the delirious heights of love that transcends death . . . get ready for a disturbing and exhilarating ride along a maniac’s razor of madness and horror, where the ultimate evil is a dark mirror reflection of humanity, and the most unlikely redemption may find us all in the darkest hour.