What’s left, after the purge . . .
BATMAN ain’t HEAVY METAL enough!
Another one from the archives, updated for the year 2014. Pay attention, class, there’s a history lesson going down here. And easter eggs, too.
Axl Foley Don’t get NO respect
My famous retrospective review of Beverly Hills Cop, from the old days. This piece once got over 10,000 hits in a few days. Today nobody notices. Good, can I just say FUCK again?
Let Me Die On 42nd Street
Take me to the Deuce, shoot me in the head and bury me there. Really, I mean it.
Cartoons For Perverts Part XXX
Sometimes you can’t make this stuff up, man.
STARCHIVES Chapter 3: Galaxy Of Awesome
More images from behind-the-scenes on STARCRASH.
deconstructing DEMONOID
An exercise in deductive reasoning for detectives who like their movies bad.
HER: A Spoiler-Free Movie Review About Our Lives
Are you in love with your computer? Think about that. Think really damn carefully.
STARCHIVES Chapter 1: Stella Smile
Caroline Munro is every fanboy’s reason for blasting themselves through the blackness of a hundred million nights.
Famous Last Words
Peter O’Toole died yesterday. I think he might have appreciated some of these twilight thoughts.
On The Table . . .
A bunch of books sit next to me while I sleep. They call my name when I dream. And they snap cruel insults at me every time I wake up. Jerks. Why did I had to become a writer anyway?
“I’d rather die in a hurricane, than never know the storm.”
King Billy lives on, in the rain. Listen.
50 Greatest Hits In Film: a tone poem, sort of.
Describe, in 35 words or less, a moment from one of your favorite films. Okay, now do it 49 more times. Done? Good, now you have a blog. Post the son of a bitch.
Technicolor Gloom And Doom: HALLOWEENFEST 2013
Some movies, a few stories and a laugh or two from this year’s dark season.
“BUD”
Spiders, Zombies, Aliens, Space Warps, Mutants. They don’t make ’em like this guy used to, man.