BATMAN ain’t HEAVY METAL enough!

Another one from the archives, updated for the year 2014. Pay attention, class, there’s a history lesson going down here. And easter eggs, too.

Axl Foley Don’t get NO respect

My famous retrospective review of Beverly Hills Cop, from the old days. This piece once got over 10,000 hits in a few days. Today nobody notices. Good, can I just say FUCK again?

Famous Last Words

Peter O’Toole died yesterday. I think he might have appreciated some of these twilight thoughts.

On The Table . . .

A bunch of books sit next to me while I sleep. They call my name when I dream. And they snap cruel insults at me every time I wake up. Jerks. Why did I had to become a writer anyway?


Spiders, Zombies, Aliens, Space Warps, Mutants. They don’t make ’em like this guy used to, man.