This is a brief INTRODUCTION to the following collection of stories, thought, essays and general mayhem from the Klown Prince of Darkness.

The final chapter, boys and girls and my last nerdgasm at The Express. Have a happy Christmas and a terrifying new year.

VINTAGE POST FROM 2014: It’s CHRISTMAS EVE, monster-fans, and here is PART 2 of my epic quest, full of aliens, big lizards and an indestructible psycho-killer we all know and love.

VINTAGE POST from 2014: Merry Monstertime, kids! And welcome to the EPIC first chapter of my 33 day journey through the art of darkness.

VINTAGE ESSAY from 2014: The epic tale of a bookstore, a Cheesy band and a guy named Jason.