The Express

HALLOWEEN FOR CHRISTMAS: Monsterfest 2014 Part 1

VINTAGE POST from 2014: Merry Monstertime, kids! And welcome to the EPIC first chapter of my 33 day journey through the art of darkness...
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The Express RISES from the past and embraces the future. WITH TEETH!

This is a brief INTRODUCTION to the following collection of stories, thought, essays and general mayhem from the Klown Prince of Darkness...
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Monsterfest 2014 Part II: Jason For Christmas!

VINTAGE POST FROM 2014: It's CHRISTMAS EVE, monster-fans, and here is PART 2 of my epic quest, full of aliens, big lizards and an indestructible psycho-killer we all know and love...
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CHRISTMAS GORY AND THE MEANING OF LIFE: Monsterfest 2014 PART III: FINAL CHAPTER

The final chapter, boys and girls and my last nerdgasm at The Express. Have a happy Christmas and a terrifying new year...
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Everyone is a Rock Star in the Future

VINTAGE ESSAY from 2014: The epic tale of a bookstore, a Cheesy band and a guy named Jason...
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